Cola

"Neighborhood kids ruining my orange peeling!"—Cola [src]

Cola (known in Japan as ばかげたーBakageta) is the main titular protagonist and a British trap of the Cola Bandicoot series. Originally planned to be named Willie the Wombat, he is an Eastern Barred Bandicoot living on N. Sanity Island, who was captured and evolved by Doctor Emo_Agumon. Throughout the series, Emo is Cola's usual arch-enemy and is always defeated by Cola in order to keep peace around the island. Cola is often accompanied by his ally, Gothams_Gamer, the series deuteragonist, whom he is in a homosexual relationship with. In the earlier games, he tended to say "Whoa!" whenever he got killed. In the later games, he spoke gibberish with a very basic knowledge of the language spoken in the game.